Rouge: I attempt to steal everything on the table.
DM: You steal everything, Including the table.
my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but dang we should’ve’ girl
I got the first part down
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
how to win a fight in anime
1. fight rly hard
2. get the shit beat out of u and fall on the ground
3. get up slowly with blood dripping from ur mouth
4. crack a smile and say something about friends and not giving up
5. win. thats it u will automatically win after following steps 1-4