itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

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mydrunkkitchen:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedfood:

Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas

Dang.

BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???

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mydrunkkitchen:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedfood:

Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas

Dang.

BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???

(via lindseybluth)

anxiety is DUMB and i HATE IT and can I stop now please urggghhhh

i am stupid and dumb and ah anxiety i need to sleep now because otherwise i will die

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

666meme:

666meme:

why did the semen cross the road? 

i wore the wrong the socks

image

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So I get a surprise text from my boyfriend saying that he has a gift for me if I’m still awake, he comes to my house, and I answer the door to see him standing there with a rose for me since they had extra at the event he was working. What a lucky lady I am :3

markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho

(via swag-chat)

lesmisoz:

The Australian casts of Les Miserables, Wicked, The King and I and The Rocky Horror Show team up. 

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lesmisoz:

The Australian casts of Les Miserables, Wicked, The King and I and The Rocky Horror Show team up. 

(via swag-chat)

coolator:

Batman v Superman looks amazing

(Source: waltergirlboob, via neverbetheexpectation)

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coolator:

Batman v Superman looks amazing

(Source: waltergirlboob, via neverbetheexpectation)

"

I bet you can tell I’m a woman,” she said, “and I suspect the rest of the world can, too.”

She said she was all too aware that if she was selected, she would represent several hundred male athletes in the NBA; she would deal with league officials and agents who were nearly all men; she would negotiate with team owners who were almost all men; and she would stand before reporters who were predominantly men.

She did not flinch. “My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on.

"

Michele Roberts, the new head of the NBA Player’s Union (via emilyisobsessed)

“My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on”

“My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on”

“My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on”

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BALL IS LIFE

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