I’ve got no time for cynicism, really, I just think, you know, we’ve got one chance to live, we all want to be happy, we’re all gonna die, might as well go for it … my take on it is, you could be a slug. No matter how depressing your life is, just imagine actually being a slug. You look like a turd, you’re covered in slime, all you can do is drag yourself - that’s depressing. You can’t even cry, if you do, the tears will melt your face.
— Russell Howard